Wednesday 5 September 2007

Long time, no post!!

I could say I've been really busy saving the world from bad stuff but that would be a lie so I've decided to be honest. I have been slack to say the least!

This year has whizzed by and I can't believe we're almost at the end of Term 3 - only 2 more weeks and I'm holiday. Again! I'm absolutely loving the holiday aspect of being a teacher:)

I have to say though that it's been a tough year. Even the old stagers are saying that this year has been hard work in terms of trouble with students. Our school is big with something like 1600 - 1800 students enrolled. Unfortunately for us we've had a lot kids coming into the school who have caused some problems. That's the way of it though.

The actual teaching has been pretty good in general and most of the kids are pretty good. Of course there are those that go out of their way to cause problems which is a pain but all part of the job.

Possibly the most frustrating thing is the trouble I had trying to get paid properly. I cannot believe how much pissing around I had to go through to get my salary paid at the correct level. Such a pain. I've spoken to the union and I'll be making a complaint. Even worse is that there are other people who've gone through the same ordeal.

Speaking of the union, it looks like we'll be involved in some industrial action over the coming months. The Ministry have rejected our new pay claims (which weren't unreasonable) and made a pretty ordinary offer. I guess we'll see what happens.

Enough of all that though. Some positives!

1. Holidays:)
2. Going to Australia in April for a high school reunion and showing Mel the Great Ocean Road. Mel saw her first wild koala!
3. Buying a flash digital camera when I got my back pay. So cool:)
4. Getting tickets to Bad Religion's first ever show in NZ!
5. Going to Wellington in July and having one whole sunny, not windy day. Beautiful place.

Can't really think of anything else to say so I'll be off. Here are some images for your viewing pleasure. There's a spider in our backyard against the full moon; The beach at Papamoa on the east coast of NZ; Some of the 12 Apostles along the Great Ocean Road; Mt Ngaruhoe in the centre of the the North Island; and Wellington. ENJOY!!

Later
TONE





Thursday 25 January 2007

Back in NZ

Gday,

I arrived back in New Zealand today. It was a pretty long haul - 6 hours in Bangkok dragged things out a bit! - but it's good to be back. It's warm! So good to be in shorts and t-shirts again! Even the prospect of rain doesn't bother me. Give me a damp 20 odd over a dry less than zero any day!

Looking forward to a pretty chilled out weekend before heading in to school to see what they've got for me. Tomorrow will be unpacking/washing day. Well ... at least until the cricket starts:) Don't have that much to say right now, but I'll probably have more over the next couple of days or so.

Cheers
TONE

Tuesday 23 January 2007

Chinglish!

Here are some photos of what is commonly known in China as 'Chinglish'. Some of them are pretty funny. They come from various places - the Natural History Museum in Bewijing, the Ming Tombs north of Beijing, a hotel in a place called Tai'an in Shandong province, the Great Wall at Mutianyu and Ritan Park, which is near our apartment. I hope they come out ok.

Enjoy!

TONE











Some thoughts on Beijing & China

Today is my last day in China as I’m flying out to NZ via Bangkok early tomorrow morning. In some ways I’m glad to be leaving, mainly because it won’t be cold in NZ. Wet most probably, but not cold! Although I should say that, relatively speaking, it hasn’t been that cold since we came back from Thailand – the daytime temperatures have been above 0ÂșC. Positively balmy☺

It’ll be hard to go in some ways, mostly because Mel won’t be coming home with me as she has another month or so to go before coming home. Not so long I suppose, but it always sucks to be apart.

The best bit is that I’ve got a job to go back to. I accepted a Geography/Social Studies position at Fraser High in Hamilton. Fraser has about 2000 students, which was kind of intimidating when I did my teacher prac there early last year. Most of the kids are pretty good though and I thought the management team did a good job running such a big school. I think it’ll be tough but I’m looking forward to. Especially getting paid!

Beijing is a fascinating place. While there is an amazing sense of history here, it is developing so quickly. The area that Mel’s office is in consists mainly of buildings under construction – I would guess that there is a minimum 25-30 buildings in various stages of completion. And that is just one area of the city. Of course, preparation for the Olympics is driving a lot (maybe most?) of the development. The people seem to be very excited about the Olympics, although there are some who are unhappy that some of the historic elements of the city are being demolished.

Mind you, this is nothing new. A lot of the old city wall and gates were dismantled in the 50s and 60s. This was done to make way for new roads, and to make use of the stone in other building projects. A bit sad I suppose, but this is something that has happened in a lot of places all over the world.

People who’ve been here for a few years say they find it difficult to comprehend the pace of changes – especially on the roads. A friend who was here in 1998 told me that traffic essentially consisted of taxis, buses and trucks. And a gazillion bicycles! Basically no one owned private cars. Now something like 2000 new cars appear on the road everyday in China. This makes for a lot of chaos on the roads, because people really don’t have much of an idea about how traffic should run. Still, there is some sort of organization - at a very, very basic level.

Anyhoo, here are some lists:

Coolest places/things in China (in no particular order).

1. The Great Wall – even though it was a renovated section, it was still very impressive. To build this where they did and when they did is just amazing!
2. Real live cadavers at the Natural History Museum – very, very cool in a morbid way.
3. Chairman Mao’s Mausoleum – short and sweet, but free and interesting just to watch all the people lining up.
4. Tiananmen Square – so big!!
5. Lots of cheap stuff – e.g. half a kilo of fresh, handmade noodles for ¥4 (equal to NZ$ 0.74. Yep. 74 cents!), or tailor made shirts (copies of my favourites!) for NZ$20 in 36 hours.

Crappest places/things in China (again, in no particular order).

1. The state of toilets – even in new buildings the toilets reeked. And it’s not like they don’t get cleaned. I know that public toilets generally aren’t the most salubrious of places. Even at home. But similar places in Thailand didn’t smell as bad. Can’t imagine what it’s like in summer!
2. People spitting – everybody spits in China. Men, women and children. Everywhere. All the time. Slipping on frozen loogies is not cool!!
3. Pushy people – mostly Chinese, but also Russians too (there are a lot of Russians around the area we live in). Standing in line at to buy subway tickets while other people just stick their hands through the window and yell at the staff is really frustrating!
4. The local pedicab guys still yelling at me in Chinese, English, Russian and Korean. After I’ve said no. 2 or 3 times a day. You’d think they’d get the message after 3 months!
5. The cold! I know Beijing isn’t as cold as some places (the Russians seem pretty comfortable) and we do have central heating. But having to get kitted up to go anywhere is frustrating. Especially because you have to get unkitted when you get back inside.

Ooh. Just thought of another cool place – the Forbidden City. This place is huge!! 1 000 000 square metres!! I didn’t see a lot of it as I had stuff to do in the afternoon, but it was very cool. Even though some of the most important places were covered with scaffolding as they’re being renovated for the Olympics. Standing on the balcony where Chairman Mao made his speeches was quite cool, although it was kind of scary visualising Tiananmen Square full of people for the military parades for their national holidays and stuff.

And one more crap thing – beggars! I understand that some of these people do it really tough, but it’s hard to be convinced when the guy with crutches, slings them over his shoulder when he thinks you’re not looking and jogs off to chat to his mate. They also look pretty healthy in general and move very, very quickly when they see people coming. Actually, it occurred to me today that I have never seen any people with genuine mobility problems begging.

One thing though, is that they’re not picky about who they hassle – Chinese or foreign. And hassle you they do. I had one guy drop his crutch to run after me and wedge himself in the door of the taxi I was getting into. I had to fully shove him out of the way. Strong bugger he was too. I’ll give money to buskers and the like. But people who sit around doing nothing and then get abusive and hostile when you don’t give then anything can go and get @$^%#& as far as I’m concerned.

Sorry!! I’ve been crapping on a bit haven’t I? I want to put some more pictures up when I can. I’ve seen some excellent examples of Chinglish. Very funny!

CHEERS
TONE

Sunday 14 January 2007

Photos from Thailand

Gday again.

Here are couple of photos from our time in Thailand. We were staying a little hotel called Casa Papaya between Cha-am and Hua Hin, on the west coast of the Gulf of Siam. For some reason there were very few people around for the whole time we were there. Good for us, but not so good for business. Mel and I had the place to our selves for 3 or 4 days. The ratio of staff to guests was 3 to 1. I would highly recommend this place for anyone looking to chill right out and relax. If you're looking action and excitement then Phuket, Phi Phi or Koh Samui are probably better. Anyoo, hope you like the images.

Later
TONE




Photos










These are photos I took at the airport the day we left for Thailand. You can see why we were keen to head south! I'll be putting some more photos up later. The connection here has been really slow for the last few days. Not sure why - possibly the earthquake in Taiwan a little while back? Who knows?

CHEERS
TONE

Thursday 11 January 2007

Beijing to Bangkok: the long way!

So, we're up at 5:30. In the AM!. Showered, dressed, grab our stuff and we're out on the street at 6:05. Still in the AM! It's snowing. There's 4-5 cm of snow on the ground and a complete dearth of taxis. Then a mini-rush, where 3 taxis creep past us, already occupied. We start walking towards the main street. The street looks almost pretty. The snow has softened the edges of the buildings and the streetlights cast a soft orange glow over everything. Looks, however, are deceiving. The manhole covers are treacherously slippery and I almost go arse up as my foot slips across the icy steel.

A taxi appears and we flag it down. The driver breaks and despite travelling fairly slowly, manages to skid for 2-3 metres before he stops. We lob the bags in the boot and pile in. "To the aiport and don't spare the horses" we demand. Not really. Mel shows the driver a piece of paper with 'Beijing Airport' written in Chinese (such a clever lady!). The driver nods and we're away. We move fairly slowly becasue of the snow. We don't mind as the taxi is an red one, which means that it's an old one and nearing the end of its life. We had hoped for a green and yellow one as they are newer. Beggars can't be choosers I suppose. It's warm though.

There isn't much traffic about - it's only 6:15, but the snow has slowed things down a lot. The drive to the airport should take about 15-20 minutes at this time of day. Today it takes almost an hour. Not dramas though as we arrive at the check-in counter to find pretty short lines. We're all checked in 20 minutes later and head off to go through customs/immigration etc..

And then the fun begins. After waiting for three hours we're told that our flight, scheduled for 8:30, has been cancelled due to technical problems. So we (all 230 of us) have to go back through immigration and have our departure stamps cancelled. Then we're told we can go to a hotel until everything is sorted. A cry of "no, no, no" goes up from the passengers and the airport guy starts to look worried. Bravely, he tries to explain what is happening, as well as encouraging us to go to the hotel. The crowd is unanimous in its defiance. People start to bombard the poor bugger with all kinds of questions; how will I make my connection? What are you doing to do to help? etc. etc..All completely valid questions. Unfortunately, AIrport Guy doesn't have any answers.

In the meantime, Mel has decided she'll go directly to the Thai office and see what she can do, while I keep an eye on Airport Guy in case something happens. There aren't any seats close by so I lean against a wall and watch an increasingly frustrated Airport Guy fend off questions from people who getting more and more worked up. Eventually he says he's going to the Thai office to find out what he can. The crowd decides to follow him. So 200-odd people follow him to the lift. It takes about 15 minutes for everyone to get in the lift - not all at once though! Things are much quieter now and I have found a seat.

Mel calls as soon as I sit down. We, along with 3-4 other people, have managed to find seats on a Dragon AIr flight to Hong Kong, then seats on a Thai flight to Bangkok. The flight leaves at 2:10. It's now 12:35. We have to somehow get our gear off the original Thai flight onto the Dragon Air flight. I think to myself "the flight was cancelled almost an hour ago. Why hasn't it been done already?"

Another airport guy takes to the oversized baggage area to get our bags. We give him our luggage tags and describe our bags. We wait 20 minutes or so. No sign of our stuff, so we discuss going to the gate without our bags. Mel mentions the idea to the other people with us and they agree. We ask Airport Guy #2 if we can go to the gate and have our bags put on the next Thai flight to Bangkok. He thinks this is a good idea too and our little group heads off to the Dragon Air check-in counter.

Once there, AIrport Guy #2 explains that we'll have 1 or 2 hours in Hong Kong to make the connection to Bangkok. He also tells us that the flight from Hong Kong will arrive around the same time as the flight our bags will be on.

Also at the counter is a belligerent Norwegian guy and his wife. He is demanding boarding passes for the Hong Kong flight, which the check-in guy won't give him without the printout that shows they have seats on the flight. The printout is with another airport guy who is getting tickets issued for the flight to Bangkok. The Norwegian guy yells at the check-in guy again. The check-in guy is unhappy and tells him, again, that he can't have a boarding pass until the printout turns up. As the Norwegian guy turns to say something to his wife, Mel tells the check-in guy "thank you for helping us". The Norwegian guy gets the message and shuts up:)

AIrport Guy #3 comes back eventually.He has the print out, as well as a 'ticket' for the Thai flight. We are all issued with boarding passes. The Turkish-American guy with us, Drogan, asks if we'll be able to get help to go through immigration quickly. He is told "no". We get to the line and try to choose the shortest one. Once in line, myself and the Filipino guy, Roderick, wait in line while Drogan and Mel go off to speak to the staff about getting through quickly. Again, they're told "no".

The line moves fairly quickly and we get through to the security check. This is pretty quick too and off we run to Gate 17, where our plane is waiting. It's 1:50 when we get to the departure gate. No problem though becasue the flight from Hong Kong hasn't landed yet because of the weather. We find a seat and start to eat our complimentary sandwiches. They are extremely crap - cardboard like white bread with a yellowish substance between, which may or may not be cheese! At least they were free.

While sitting down we start calculating how much time we have before making the connection in Hong Kong becomes impossible. We figure that if we take-off around 4-4:30, we'll have about 45 minutes too make it.

We settle in for the wait. Mel starts her holiday book. I start on the newspapers. Thankfully they're from Hong Kong. Papers from Hong Kong are significantly more substantial than the China Daily (which is quite possibly the crappest newspaper in the world!).

We break up the reading by going to look at the departure board or talking to the staff to see if they have any news. I look outside to find that it's stopped snowing. The flight leaving from the next gate starts to board. This gives us hope.

Just after 3:00 I go for another wander. I stop to look outside. While I'm standing there, one of the airport staff comes over and tells me that the flight from Hong Kong has landed. She adds that we can board in about 30 minutes. Maybe! I go back to our seats and tell Mel. All the foreigners near by cock their ears and listen in. One guys asks if it's true. I say "maybe".

Announcements starts and there is activity around they gate. We're told that we'll be boarding at 3:55. Almost immediately, people start lining up. We stay seated and chat to Roderick about our chances. I think we'll make it. The others are not so
confident. Perhaps I'm not really either. Just hopeful.

Finally they start boarding. We wait until the line is shorter. Once on the plane, the pilot tells us that we still have to wait for clearance from air traffic control to take off. He says this will happen "hopefully in 20 minutes". Eventually we take off. It's 4:55. We try to remain positive but I think all of us are probably not so confident.

Drogan tells us he will ask the flight crew if there is any chance of us being allowed to get off the plane first. Later on he tells us that he asked and was told "no". We're still hopeful though as Roderick called the Thai office in Hong Kong before we left and was told someone from Thai would meet us off the plane with boarding passes so we can get to the next gate as quickly as possible.

We land at Hong Kong and thankfully disembark pretty quickly. We are dismayed to find that there is no one from Thai to meet us! Lots of people from Cathay and China AIr, but no one from Thai. We sprint off to the transit desk. Again we find no one from Thai. We find the departure board and discover that our flight is leaving from gate 40. We sprint off again only to be to be halted by airport security who won't let us go any further without boarding passes.

We explain the situation and Security Guy calls someone on his walkie-talkie. The someone shows up and is told what's going on. He calls someone on his walkie-talkie. He then tells us that we need to go back to the transit desk. We do so and explain the situation again. Luckily for us there's a guy who understands our problem. Despite having actually finished work for the day, he tells the woman behind the counter to issue us with boarding passes. We hand over our passports. We get our boarding passes and follow the guy the guy who helped us through the security check and on to the departure gate. Fortunately the gate is close by.

We get to the gate and quietly celebrate our success. Boarding passes and passports checked, we triumphantly walk on to the plane. We are very pleased with ourselves and even though Mel and I don't have seats together, we're happy in the knowledge we'll be arriving in Bangkok in couple of hours.

Frustratingly it turns out that we didn't need to run. For 5 or 10 minutes after we sat down, there are still people getting on the plane. It doesn't worry me too much, but a Thai woman decided to sit in someone else's seat which creates a funny little scene.

It turn's out that Mel is sitting in the Thai lady's seat. No problem there as Mel's seat is the next seat. Mel stands up to move seats. The guy in the seat next to Mel's also stands up to let Thai Lady in. While doing this, he makes some comments to Thai Lady about sitting in the correct seat. She take exception to this and starts to pout and carry on like a petulant child, saying "don't get angry with ME! You have no right to be angry with ME! NO! You have no right to get angry with ME! I'm NOT sitting next to you. I don't want to sit next to you. I don't like the look of your face". With that she she turns and storms off to find another seat. The guy starts laughing at her and says "you're funny". I figure it worked out ok as Mel and the guy get share 3 seats. Thai Lady obviously found another seat as we didn't see her again.

Two and half hours later we land at Bangkok's spanking new airport. I'm absolutely gutted to discover we have to get on a bus to get to the departure gate! My frustration grows as we pass empty gate after empty gate. Eventually we arrive and head off to find our bags which were supposed to be arriving on another Thai flight from Beijing. After a little confusion and to-ing and fro-ing we find out which carousel our bags are on. We say our goodbyes to Roderick and Drogan and wait for our bags.

We find one bag after 10 minute or so. No sign of the bigger one though. We keep waiting and then I notice the sign has changed from 'first bag' to 'last bag'. It seems the big bag is missing which is a right pain in the arse as that's the one with all our clothes and toiletries in it. Eighteen and half hours after leaving our apartment we are feeling pretty crusty. And probably smell too! We ask someone where we need to go to find out what happened the missing bag. We're told to go to Lost & Found. I know where this is as I had a little baggage issue on my way through to Beijing from NZ in November.

We explain our problem to the staff at Lost & Found. They begin the process of finding out what happened. After 10 minutes or so we've had no luck, so we ask if we can head off to our hotel and get our bag sent on to the hotel when they locate it. The guy agrees and takes down our names, the name of our hotel, the key to the padlock and a description of the bag. We then head off to the arrival area hoping that our ride to the hotel is still waiting for us.

After a bit of searching we find our man and are led outside to their car. A 30 minute drive later we find ourselves at the hotel and we check-in. We explain our luggage issues and go up to our room. A quickish shower and we're in bed at 1:15AM. Completely knackered but stoked to be in Bangkok. Even it is 20 hours after we left our apartment in Beijing.

PS: The rest of our time in Thailand was fantastic!
PPS: I tried to put some photos up but it didn't work. I'll try again soonish. Promise!